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GET YOUR STINKING MOP HANDS AWAY FROM ME!



[[Kamina is fighting off the ScrubBots, because he bathes very infrequently. Several of them around the apartments are probably damaged or wrecked.]]

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mr_computer
Oct. 18th, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
TREASONOUS CONDUCT BY CITIZEN KAMINA-R-TGL-3: Destruction of Alpha Complex Property

Your Treason Points have increased.
a_mans_soul
Oct. 18th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
Fuck you! Call your crazy cleaning flunkies off!
mr_computer
Oct. 18th, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
Don't worry, Citizen! The error in the ScrubBot AI should be fixed some time in the next few days, barring further complications.
a_mans_soul
Oct. 19th, 2008 08:26 pm (UTC)
Days, huh? Then an endurance test it is!
mr_computer
Oct. 19th, 2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
Thank you for your cooperation, Citizen!
neku_phone_home
Oct. 18th, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC)
What the hell?!

((I take it those are the ScrubBots? They look... sinister.))
a_mans_soul
Oct. 19th, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
Neku! Help me take these bastards!
neku_phone_home
Oct. 19th, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
What?! No way!
randomcruelty
Oct. 18th, 2008 10:55 pm (UTC)
Query: Would I be correct in assuming these ScrubBots are causing you dissatisfaction?
a_mans_soul
Oct. 19th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
Clean out your ears! Of course they are!
randomcruelty
Oct. 19th, 2008 08:58 pm (UTC)
Explanation: I simply needed verbal confirmation.

*and there goes HK-47, brutally beating down ScrubBots*
mr_computer
Oct. 19th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
ATTENTION CITIZEN HK-47-O-SKO-1:

Please explain why you are destroying Alpha Complex property.
a_mans_soul
Oct. 19th, 2008 10:52 pm (UTC)
Because he's alright in my book, that's why!
mr_computer
Oct. 19th, 2008 10:55 pm (UTC)
ATTENTION CITIZEN KAMINA-R-TGL-3: What is your relation to Citizen HK-47-O-SKO-1?
a_mans_soul
Oct. 19th, 2008 11:02 pm (UTC)
He asked me about your stupid ScrubBots and started helping me kick their asses!
randomcruelty
Oct. 19th, 2008 11:06 pm (UTC)
Explanation: These ScrubBots are causing this citizen to be unhappy. It is my function in Alpha Complex to remove sources of unhappiness.
mr_computer
Oct. 19th, 2008 11:09 pm (UTC)
1/2
TREASONOUS CONDUCT BY CITIZEN HK-17-R-SKO-1: Destruction of Alpha Complex property

Your Treason Points have increased.
Your Clearance Level has been reduced to RED.
mr_computer
Oct. 19th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)
2/2
In acknowledgement of your service to Alpha Complex in removing sources of unhappiness, you have been promoted to Clearance Level ORANGE!
theysaidiwasmad
Oct. 18th, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
*takes out his notebook and starts writing*
ScrubBots...Malfunctioning...over-zealous...
OK!
*sends report to the computer*
a_mans_soul
Oct. 19th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
What are you writing about?
theysaidiwasmad
Oct. 19th, 2008 08:38 pm (UTC)
Just doing my job.

[[filtered]]
Incidentally, if you break that remote control box on the back, they start wandering aimlessly, and the computer doesn't seem to notice it.
a_mans_soul
Oct. 19th, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)
Eh? How do you know that?
theysaidiwasmad
Oct. 19th, 2008 11:06 pm (UTC)
They're very similar in design to the MedBots, and I took one of those apart to figure out how it works.
anosognosian
Oct. 19th, 2008 04:25 pm (UTC)
Maybe you should try a shower, yeah?
a_mans_soul
Oct. 19th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)
Not right now! I've gotta beat these guys down first!
anosognosian
Oct. 19th, 2008 08:35 pm (UTC)
Well I don't think they'll stop attackin' until you're clean.

Or at least y'know...maybe not smelling quite so much like manly spirit. Maybe they're intimidated. Or somethin'.
a_mans_soul
Oct. 19th, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)
Right, that must be it! Cowards!

In that case, I'll take them all out!
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