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*I'm in your cafeteria, eating a disproportionately large amount of cake with my bare hands*


This is great!

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perfect_karma
Oct. 25th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC)
Name and occupation, please.
a_mans_soul
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
My name? You should already know my name! A man with a lionlike stomach and jaws to match, he'll never be satisfied with algae! When you hear of the demon from Jeeha, the fabled Kamina-sama, they're talking about me!

...And my occupation is leader of the Gurren Brigade!
perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:06 am (UTC)
The Gurren Brigade, hmm? That doesn't sound like a service firm.

Out of curiosity, how do you feel about the Computer, and the fact that that cake is not to be eaten by citizens of Alpha Complex?
a_mans_soul
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC)
Fuck that Computer punk!
perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:09 am (UTC)
1/2
Thank you for your cooperation.
perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:09 am (UTC)
2/3


perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
3/3
You foolish fool of a foolish traitor!
a_mans_soul
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:12 am (UTC)
*does not flinch*

You bitch! So you're working for that damn Computer!
perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)
*In which case I'll keep whipping until you do!*

Of course, you fool! Only a foolish fool who believes that I, Franziska von Karma, would already know your foolish name would be so foolish as to imply I would do otherwise!
a_mans_soul
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
1/2
*not gonna happen, unfortunately for one of them (whichever that may be)*
a_mans_soul
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:21 am (UTC)
2/2
What'd that mean, anyway?
perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:08 pm (UTC)
1/2
It means...
perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:09 pm (UTC)
2/2
YOU'RE A FOOL
mr_computer
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:19 am (UTC)
ATTENTION, CITIZEN KAMINA-R-TGL-3.

You have been accused of the following counts of Treason:
-Eating unauthorized cake
-Defying orders from The Computer
-Intent to disrupt Alpha Complex society by refusing to join a service firm
-Continued affiliation with secret society "Gurren Brigade"

You have 45 seconds to explain the situation.
a_mans_soul
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:21 am (UTC)
1/2
Explain?
a_mans_soul
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:22 am (UTC)
2/3 I lied
a_mans_soul
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:22 am (UTC)
FIGHTING SPIRIT!
mr_computer
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
1/3
TREASONOUS CONDUCT BY CITIZEN KAMINA-R-TGL-3: Eating unauthorized cake

Your Treason Points have increased.
mr_computer
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
2/3
I'm sorry, Citizen, but your treason points have reached unacceptably high levels.

Thank you for your cooperation with Your Friend The Computer. Have a great day!
mr_computer
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
3/3
[[Kamina has been vaporized. His next backup clone will be sent to his apartment in 15 minutes, at 5:39 PST.]]
mr_computer
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:40 am (UTC)
TREASONOUS CONDUCT BY CITIZEN KAMINA-R-TGL-4: Defying orders from The Computer
TREASONOUS CONDUCT BY CITIZEN KAMINA-R-TGL-4: Intent to disrupt Alpha Complex society by refusing to join a service firm
TREASONOUS CONDUCT BY CITIZEN KAMINA-R-TGL-4: Continued affiliation with secret society "Gurren Brigade"

Your Treason Points have increased.
anosognosian
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:19 am (UTC)
[WATCHING and making sure he doesn't fall over dead.]

...No hint o' poison or nothing?
a_mans_soul
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
None! Come have some!
anosognosian
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
1/2
*Sidles over inconspicuously*
anosognosian
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)
2/2
*Sits in front of cake. Completely innocently.* I haven't had real food in who knows how long...
perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
Why would you believe it to be poisoned?

Please include your name and occupation in your explanation.
anosognosian
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:29 am (UTC)
I

UH

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Well tha'computer said we shouldn't eat it or anything so jus' lookin' out for the health o' my fellow citizens

Right? Right-

Lavi-R-DGM-1.

Ma'am.

Medical Services.

Hence my interest in health! Right. Yeah.
perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:31 am (UTC)
How interesting. Thank you for your cooperation, Mr. Lavi-R-DGM-1.
anosognosian
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
You're welcome! Anytime Miss. O'course.
neku_phone_home
Oct. 26th, 2008 12:54 am (UTC)
*approaches, keeping Lavi between himself and Kamina*

((Kamina's Red... Wonder how long it's been since he's had actual food?))
spiritmeister
Oct. 26th, 2008 07:19 am (UTC)
Caaaaaaaaake.
perfect_karma
Oct. 26th, 2008 11:58 am (UTC)
Don't even think about it.
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